What the fuck is all this delaying with the announcement of Ryan Giggs doing the dirty on his wife with Imogen Thomas???? We all know it and would have been over it already had it just been exposed in the first place. I love Ryan but who the hell does he think he is???? Ills.

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Nick Clegg & David Cameron are outside a pub with a dog. One of the locals pops out and walks up to the dog and lifts up his tail, expects it and then walks back into the pub. Another local comes out and does the same, and then another, and another. After about ten locals coming out Clegg asks Cameron "What are they up to, I am going to find out" He goes into the pub and asks the bar man Nick Clegg: "Why are so many people coming out and lifting the dogs tail?" Barman: "A bloke came in earlier and said there is a dog out there with two arseholes!" Boom Boom!

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